HELLOOOOOOOO! here to update you hungry blog hoppers! awfullychocolate is sucha boring blog i know i know but bear with it lahh. you think i very free is it. i have cats and dogs to feed, old folks homes to clean, a unicorn to groom and many little cute pixies to step on! so.. i dont have much time to blog and bitch about how sad my life can be. firstly, SCHOOL'S GONNA START REALLY SOON. ohzues, i wish for more holidays man. pray that the haze come back in full blast. tsunami to hit singapore. and mojojojo to destroy singapore poly. then, jiawei wont have to start school so soon! and he can spend more time blogging and hanging out with you guys! good hor! LET'S START PRAYING TO GOD AND POKE POKE POKE OUR VOODOO DOLLS PEOPLE. anyhoos, today. FIRST OF APRIL. yeah april FOOLS day. only fools celebrate this date by attempting to fool others! shhh, jiawei got april-fooled SO MANY TIMES I TELL YOU. simply love my bimbo self. as i was saying, first of april, sunday, THE LOLLIPOPS FINALLY WENT OUT. love them. love love love. although jiawei didnt have money because of his fucking dog knnbccb dead satanic mom of his didnt provide him with allowance, ernest kindly paid for his everything today. LEND LAH. think what! thanks ernest! (: ate kenny rogers with both of my lovables! had so much fun going high throwing away my oh-so-beautiful face. love it! going crazy in front of everybody makes jiawei happy. forgetting his trouble fucking shit love life, painful chee bye parents. you know, his parents should really be dead. like so so so fucking dead. just wanna stab them in their heart, pull it out, slice open their heads, pull their brains out, poke their eyeballs and shove fireworks in their umms, where the sun dont shine. that's how much i love my parents. i'll seriously marry the person who get rid of them. serious. where was i? oh. yeah watched number 23 with ernest and other friends. not bad lah. but dont watch. okay, not nice. dont watch. ahhh know what? i'm tired. wanna stop all the bitching here. bye.


jiawei's happy now.
but for how long?

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